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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

would anyone like another margarita ??

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Monday, January 24, 2011

"I know about olives from you mum, but where did I get my ignorance and bratty behavior from?"

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Sunday, January 23, 2011

"You're about to erupt on me." (Said during a poker game.)

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"Hold on. I want to tackle with Ben."

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"Hey Tracey. Thanks for the tequila."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

"Regret is like a puss pimple."

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

"The brain is a wild thing. The only way to tame it is to meditate. I learned that in school."

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  • ▼  2011 (27)
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      • would anyone like another margarita ??
      • "I know about olives from you mum, but where did I...
      • "You're about to erupt on me." (Said during a poke...
      • "Hold on. I want to tackle with Ben."
      • "Hey Tracey. Thanks for the tequila."
      • "Regret is like a puss pimple."
      • "The brain is a wild thing. The only way to tame ...
      • I wear skinny jeans cause those are the only ones ...
      • "I'm not a hipster. I'm only ten!"
      • Lets try to catch a Ben. What's a Ben like?
      • I've seen a triple rainbow! They are really rare!
      • "Your room smells like my grandparents house. Like...
      • While reading my horoscope this morning: "'You can...
      • "From the side, you look like a Frenchman."
      • I eat carrots for dessert now...so it said...
      • "You dont know, you didn't see it and anyway you d...
      • "I don't need to look at the menu. I know this pla...
      • "My iPod used to charge in ten minutes. Looking a...
      • "I'm very sorry for your problems." (after spillin...
      • Does my face smell like butt? Or does my butt smel...
      • "I didn't know Ben has a job... That's news."
      • "Never depend on TD to say something. He's always ...
      • "Who here has had a throat infection?"
      • "Ben, I can't remember your name. So I've been cal...
      • "Your'e going to hug me. I can tell by the look in...
      • "I am not a racist."
      • "That's why you don't give a child a loaded weapon."

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