would anyone like another margarita ??

"I know about olives from you mum, but where did I get my ignorance and bratty behavior from?"

"You're about to erupt on me." (Said during a poker game.)

"Hold on. I want to tackle with Ben."

"Hey Tracey. Thanks for the tequila."

"Regret is like a puss pimple."

"The brain is a wild thing. The only way to tame it is to meditate. I learned that in school."

I wear skinny jeans cause those are the only ones that fit me....

"I'm not a hipster. I'm only ten!"

Lets try to catch a Ben. What's a Ben like?

I've seen a triple rainbow! They are really rare!

"Your room smells like my grandparents house. Like sugar cane and old timber."

While reading my horoscope this morning: "'You can be ill at ease with people.' That sounds like you."

"From the side, you look like a Frenchman."

I eat carrots for dessert now...so it said...

"You dont know, you didn't see it and anyway you didn't take any pictures so you don't have any proof!"

"I don't need to look at the menu. I know this place has French toast because it's called Egg."

"My iPod used to charge in ten minutes. Looking at you made it slower."

"I'm very sorry for your problems." (after spilling his lemonade in Panini's lap...)

Does my face smell like butt? Or does my butt smell like face....?

"I didn't know Ben has a job... That's news."

"Never depend on TD to say something. He's always wrong."

"Who here has had a throat infection?"

"Ben, I can't remember your name. So I've been calling you Carl."

"Your'e going to hug me. I can tell by the look in your eyes."

"I am not a racist."

"That's why you don't give a child a loaded weapon."